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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via cumfort)

waggington:

u start a mosh pit in my heart

(via ruinedchildhood)

baesicdallas:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

Relationship goals

(Source: kayytx, via holyviners)

seaandwave025:

ahhmagcon:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

LIFE

I love this so fucking much

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via mattsnipples)

thezombeatles:

"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"

2

YOUR CHILD IS 2

(via gnarly)

"And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again."

- (via dostoyevska)

(Source: chillstate, via tbhcurry)